Don't feel bad......

. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

. True friends stab you in the front.

. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books