Job Interview- Some Expected Question's & Their Answer's

Job Interview

Honest HR --- Question- & Answers

If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go something like this

1. Why did you apply for this job?

I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?

I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?

You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4.What would you do if we hire you?

Well, it depends on my mindset but I will try to work on whatever is allotted to me.

5.What is your biggest strength?

Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company.

6.What is your biggest weakness?

Girls

7.What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?

Joining my earlier company and learn that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today!

8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?

Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

9.Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?

Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

10.Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?

For the same reason why you left your earlier job... more money

11.What do you want from this job?

If no work is given but keep giving good hikes

12.What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?

Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs

13.Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?

Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website

14.What is the salary expected and how do u justify that?

Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard (I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30%).

Baby Mosquito Came Back

. When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants.

When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake.

Time can turn at any time.

Don't neglect anyone in your life.......

Never make the same mistake twice,

There are so many new ones,

Try a different one each day.

A good way to change someone's attitude is to change your own.

Because, the same sun that melts butter, also hardens clay!

Life is as we think, so think beautifully.

. Life is just like a sea, we are moving without an end.

Nothing stays with us,

What remains is just the memories of some people who touched us as Waves.

Whenever you want to know how rich you are?

Never count your currency,

Just try to Drop a Tear and count how many hands reach out to WIPE that- that is true richness.

Never change your originality for the sake of others,

Because no one can play your role better than you.

So be yourself, because whatever you are, YOU are the best.

Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.

His dad asked him "How do you feel?"

He replied "It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!"

Now thats a Positive Attitude.

Mount Merapi Spewing Lava

"This I Promise You

When the visions around you,

Bring tears to your eyes

And all that surround you,

Are secrets and lies

I'll be your strength,

I'll give you hope,

Keeping your faith when it's gone

The one you should call,

Was standing here all along..

And I will take

You in my arms

And hold you right where you belong

Till the day my life is through

This I promise you

This I promise you

I've loved you forever,

In lifetimes before

And I promise you never...

Will you hurt anymore

I give you my word

I give you my heart (give you my heart)

This is a battle we've won

And with this vow,

Forever has now begun...

Just close your eyes (close your eyes)

Each loving day (each loving day)

I know this feeling won't go away (no..)

Till the day my life

" First Of May "

When I was small, and christmas trees were tall,

We used to love while others used to play.

Dont ask me why, but time has passed us by,

Some one else moved in from far away.

Now we are tall, and christmas trees are small,

And you dont ask the time of day.

But you and i, our love will never die,

But guess well cry come first of may.

The apple tree that grew for you and me,

I watched the apples falling one by one.

And I recall the moment of them all,

The day I kissed your cheek and you were mine.

When I was small, and christmas trees were tall,

Do do do do do do do do do...

Dont ask me why, but time has passed us by,

Some one else moved in from far away.

One day in your life

One day in your life

you'll remember a place

Someone's touching your face

You'll come back and you'll look around you

One day in your life

You'll remember the love you found here

You'll remember me somehow

Though you don't need me now

I will stay in your heart

And when things fall apart

You'll remember one day...

One day in your life

When you find that you're always waiting

For the love we used to share

Just call my name

And I'll be there

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...)

You'll remember me somehow

Though you don't need me now

I will stay in your heart

And when things fall apart

You'll remember one day...

One day in your life

When you find that you're always longing

for the love we used to share

Just call my name

And I'll be there

Happy Diwali

Deepavali is a festival where people from all age groups participate. They give expression to their happiness by lighting earthen 'diyas' (lamps), decorating the houses, bursting firecrackers and inviting near and dear ones to their households for partaking in a sumptuous feast. The lighting of lamps is a way of paying obeisance to god for attainment of health, wealth, knowledge, peace, valor and fame.

It is one time in the whole year that children volunteer to leave their beds long before the day begins. In fact, the traditional oil bath at 3 a.m, is the only chore that stands between them and the pre-dawn adventures. They emerge, scrubbed clean to get into their festive attire, and light up little oil lamps, candles and scented sticks(agarbathis), the wherewithal for setting alight crackers and sparklers

On Diwali night, little clay lamps are lit in Hindus homes, but now a days colored electric lamps are also used. What is the significance of lighting a lamp? There is a logical answer to this question. It is through the light that the beauty of this world is revealed or experienced. Most civilizations of the world recognize the importance of light as a gift of God. It has always been a symbol of whatever is positive in our world of experience.

To Hindus, darkness represents ignorance, and light is a metaphor for knowledge. Therefore, lighting a lamp symbolizes the destruction, through knowledge, of all negative forces- wickedness, violence, lust, anger, envy, greed, bigotry, fear, injustice, oppression and suffering, etc. Competition is stiff, and even the little girl in silk frocks and their finery are watching out for the best sparklers and flowerpots, the rockets and Vishnuchakras, which light-up the night sky like a thousand stars. Grown-ups are the soul of generosity. Festive bonhomie abounds.